STOP CHASING THE BIRDS! I know it’s in your DNA and all that, but stop. We feed you. Too much according to the doc. You don’t even eat the birds, you just wanna play with the damn things. YOU HAVE TEN MILLION TOYS SCATTERED ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Play with them. I’d just rather you not catch the birds and drag them inside. I’m don’t get all ‘Proud Papa’ when you do that. In fact, it’s kinda nasty. And then I gotta vacuum all the feathers up and all that. Not cool, cats, not cool.

You’re lucky this Jay didn’t turn around and decide to kick your butt –

 
And don’t you even THINK about starting with mice or anything of that sort.