Winter. Get comfy, it’ll be here a while. So what do motorcycle owners do when it’s time to put away the motorcycle for the season? Accessorize! Up first –

She hopped a freighter and showed up at work today (actually a coworker brought her back from Hawaii). I asked him for one of those pens with the hula girl in it. You know, the ones that when you turn it upside down, her bikini top falls off. He searched the place, and thanks to political-correctness, couldn’t find one. So he brought back this lovely thing. I’m affixing her to the back of the motorcycle so that she’s waving to everyone behind us.

What’s next? Maybe tassels….