For instance, ‘If you build it, they will come.’ from Field of Dreams. Some doorknob took this way to seriously and built a GIANT FERRIS WHEEL right down on the waterfront –

Great movie, great story, great line. One problem; When it’s 30 out and threatening snow, nobody wants to ride a 320 foot tall Ferris Wheel. The employees were huddled around a fire burning in a trash barrel, drinking whiskey out of a bottle concealed in a paper bag. No wait! Those might have been homeless people. Not sure. Either way, the place was deserted.

At least it’s not an eyesore.