Could they be more different? I doubt it. Subject 1 (Felix) hasn’t a care in the world –

Why should he? He’s a cat, taking his 5:30 nap. Other than food, what more could he want?

Subject 2 (Lily, aka NutJob, aka Psycho……) Is hiding in plain sight in a closet because I have that stupid camera thing out and am trying to take her photo –

Doesn’t she just look THRILLED? I think I saw her lips mouth out the words, ‘I’m gonna poop in your sneaker for this.’

Silly cats.