He lives in a city with more fish markets per square mile than any other city on the planet.
He has 1200 supermarkets with fresh fish available.
He has 412 seafood restaurants listed on his Zagat Guide on his smartphone.
None of them will suffice for this man. He will spend hours in the basement tying the perfect fly. He has spent untold fortunes at the Avid Angler, securing the perfect neon green line. The bamboo/liquid crystal/carbon fiber rod was sourced from a top secret lab in Ballard. This man will CATCH his fish, thank you very much! With a fly rod. In the dead of winter. From an urban lake. Because he’s married and she told him to get a hobby.
Greenlake fly-fishing dude – You’re one of us!