They landed in Mike’s yard and planted little transponders in his kids brains. Don’t believe me? Here’s the proof –

That’s what happens to your lawn when they take off. So there you have it, undeniable proof of Martians and UFO’s and stuff.

You think its funny how this happens a week after the government releases their ‘facts’ on Area 51? I don’t think so either.

Hey Mike – Good luck getting that out.